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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
stairset
stairset

I was bored so I went through all the Lego Star Wars boss battles and translated the Aurebesh descriptions so you don’t have to. These are all real and from a real official Star Wars game, I couldn’t make some of these up if I tried. Enjoy.

Darth Maul:

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“Red dude with a bad attitude”

Jango Fett (Both Bosses):

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“Donor of the clone army!”

Count Dooku (Both Bosses):

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“Never loses his head”

General Grievous:

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“More sabers than sense”

Darth Sidious (Episode III):

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“Also known as the Senate”

Anakin Skywalker:

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“Ex-podracer and current Sith apprentice”

Dianoga:

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“Keep one eye open”

Darth Vader (All Three Bosses):

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“Loves the Dark Side, hates sand”

Rancor:

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“Jabba’s pet monster, Pateesa”

Boba Fett:

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“The galaxy’s most infamous bounty hunter”

Jabba the Hutt:

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“Crime lord of the Outer Rim”

Emperor Palpatine (Episode VI):

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“Emperor, Sith Lord, Senate”

FN-2199:

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“TRAITOR!”

Captain Phasma (Both Bosses):

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“Chrome Dome”

Kylo Ren (All Three Bosses):

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“Serious daddy issues”

Luke Skywalker:

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“DID YOU DO IT?”

Praetorian Guards:

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“Red guard redemption”

Sovereign Protectors:

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“They protec but they also attac”

Knights of Ren:

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“Friends make the worst enemies”

BB-9E:

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“First Order BB-series astromech droid”

Emperor Palpatine (Episode IX):

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“Yes, him again”

darth Vader oh my god
thebigpalooka
thebigpalooka

My favourite thing about all the ‘so you’ve decided to join Tumblr’ posts is that nobody’s gonna fucking see them because Tumblr doesn’t boost topics like Twitter, and even if they did, you gremlins don’t even tag your posts to help things along.  You are, and I say this with genuine affection, posting for the amusement of the same goblins as always, just waves of gleeful cackling rippling up out of the dark.